YakkyDa

Language spoken by the Welsh. Yakky Da (also known as Cumrag) is disguishable from other languages by the use of spitting sounds whilst pronouncing the words. Unfortuantly, the use of the Yakky Da language is in decline, and is rapidly being replaced by Wenglish (a cross between Scouser English and Yakky Da). If this decline continues place names such as Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch may be lost to us forever, only to be replaced by names such as Llanootle (a Welsh Bootle).

If you have any ideas on preventing the decline, please put them on a postcard addressed to:

The Cumrag Society
12 Penpwllgwyngyllgogeryggy Street
Llangogerychwyrnsiliogogogochfairpwllgwyngfyllnygg Town
CUMRU

(note. Any postcards stating UK at the bottom will be discarded, as Cumru is an independent nation, with its own assembly)