Purpose built town of small utopian style suburbs, with large, American style city centre. Every round about has some form of “modern fag art” on it, all the buildings in the town centre are ultra cool, made of glass… yet:
Telford is made up of Chavy’s, living in small Chavy communities raising their little Chavy children.
Lots of: Single mothers, murders, novas, escorts, hookers, full time drug dealers (I can name no fewer than 15), straight roads,roundabouts (second in number only to milton keynes), burnt out cars in parks, graffiti (incorrectly spelt)
Lack of: Good schools, fathers, police, intelligence
Home town of Dan and aziramai
The best thing anyone from telford has ever achieved is to leave and never go back.