SpectreOnFatPeople

<spectre> i can't stand the fat
<bluec> aye
<bluec> they waddle
<spectre> aye :[
<spectre> and get in my way
<bluec> DUCKS AND CRIPS WADDLE
<bluec> FATS ARE WRONG
<spectre> GET OUT OF MY WAY FAT PEOPLE
<spectre> MOVE ASIDE
<bluec> haha
<spectre> they should have separate underground roads for fat people
<spectre> so 1. we don't have to see them, 2. they don't get in the way
<bluec> haha
<spectre> everyone wins
<spectre> the underground 'road tunnels' should be kept at a pleasant 30oC
<spectre> so that when walking the fats burn off fat
<spectre> and the surplus heat produced by them can be used to fuel lighting
<spectre> or something
<spectre> i have ideas that will make the world a better place