SlashtomHaiku

He is Tom. Munificent Tom. Huggable, loveable Tom.

Everyone likes Tom.

I like Tom.

You like Tom.

You really like Tom.

You like Tom in inappropriate ways.

Tom doesn’t like that.

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Tom loves his console
All his pr0n is in Ascii
He views it in vi.

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People want to hug Tom
Tom doesn’t want their love
Who could blame him?

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This is slashtom.
His butt is “exit only.”
Stop touching his arse.

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Your life is your own.
But please don’t try to groom tom.
He doesn’t like that.

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Slashtom likes puppies.
Well, I’m guessing that he does.
Who can hate puppies?

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Slashtom super star.
Master king yum-yum donkey.
Donkey donkey fun.

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Even kids like tom.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Unresolved issues?

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Tom rides his machine
It gets hot and so does he
Tom likes to go fast

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Can’t you understand?
Slashtom is the best there is.
I guess that is why
You love slashtom so,
But he just isn’t like that.
Keep it in your pants.

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Slashtom is not in
Queensryche. Never was or will.
You’ve got the wrong tom.

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Tom is no tory.
Nor is he a communist.
His views are his own.

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Where is tom going?
Or yet, from whence has he come?
Tom’s a mystery.

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Tom cannot ‘txt’ you.
So don’t bother with asking.
He just can’t do it.

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I met slashtom once.
It was in my dreams (not gay).
He seemed very nice.

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Slashtom as a pirate
Would be nice. i think quite butch
He could plunder well

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Tom is average.
half is above, t’other aint,
‘cos it is below.

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Tom is not what you
Would think him to be. He is
Out on his black bike.

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Gloomcookie: this coucil estate
it is flea ridden like tom
the man no one likes