Javo
Revolutionary new programming language that allows ANYONE to do ANYTHING. You tell it to do something, it’ll do it! Not a great speller? Javo will instantly get the jist of what you want to do and correct it for you.
Recently invented for such amazing revolutionary new software such as Macrohard Doorz and Safe-os. Javo is not hard, Javo is not thick, Javo Rocks!