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Currently living in Bangor, N. Wales. Had the non-foresight to buy a house from the Northern Rock, got a 105%-interest only-5yr-fixed-rate mortgage and continuously complains about it.

Can be spotted quite frequently peering over the other side at the lush green grass.

Listens to Pearl Jam far too much

Likes playing guitars, girls, fine malt whiskies, good coffee and researching conspiracies. Thinks 9/11, 7/7 and the madrid bombings were all inside jobs (or false-flag ops).

Doesn’t like brussel sprouts, cauliflower, KFC, government or the way the world works.

Rumored to be old, bitter and twisted, but is actually ok sometimes.

Not to be mistaken with Fry from futurama Image:fry100cupscoffee.jpg