ChineseMike

Overly descriptive terminology for Mike, Ashai’s partner.

NEWSFLASH: Is actually a Woman.

Know’s nothing about: Cars, Hardware

Knows: How to cook and make tea.

Speaks: Ching chong chang

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Master of the ShanghaiJoint . The difference between this and normal joints is unknown, but it is required to be created by a dude from Shanghai, so Mike is all we have.