Andorra

Crazy little principality in the Pyrenees. Famous for skiing and duty free shopping, it’s quite nice if you stay well away from the crowded and gridlocked capital of Andorra La Vella.

WTF??? Andorra sucks ass I went there skiing. It smelt, and rubbish flowed along the streets. Plus everyone speaks the most anal language ever devised “Catalan” what’s the point? Speak Spanish or even English instead; even Castilian would be a better idea. I tried shouting crap French at them or just raising my voice in English (as is the British way) and they just stare blankly at you, and try and sell you some Absinthe, which I kindly took. Ultima

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Shit, where did you go? Have a look at these pictures and tell me if it’s nice or not. Hypno 19:02, 19 Feb 2005 (GMT)