America

Big country

Would sell own teeth and body parts for oil, has very little of its own so therefore seems to have a strange interest in ensuring that any country that has oil also has an American goverment. This is non-negotiable.

See: Dubya’s War

Current unelected president: GeorgeWBush .

99.9% capitalist.

52% of the population are women. (50% of whom have been medically diagnosed as FatBastards).

White women earn 79 cents for every dollar a white man makes. Black and Hispanic women earn about 50 cents for every dollar a white man makes.