SpectreSkew

An algorithm leading scientists are currently work on. It is used to apply to certain things where spectre’s interpretation is out of sync with the rest of society. Such things include

• Cleanliness
• The offensiveness of various types of pornography
• Hygiene

For an example of this consider these semi-fictional examples.

<spectre> The kitchen is clean.

means: “The Dept. of Health are yet to visit” update: The Dept. of Health have now visited, referred matter to the council.

<spectre> It’s not pornographic

means: “You might want to consider not letting anyone see you ever went to look at this”

<spectre> The topic of my smell has come up on occassion

means: “Unless oxygen masks are dropping from the ceiling, run like hell. He’s TeargasIncarnate .”