An algorithm leading scientists are currently work on. It is used to apply to certain things where spectre’s interpretation is out of sync with the rest of society. Such things include

  • Cleanliness
  • The offensiveness of various types of pornography
  • Hygiene

For an example of this consider these semi-fictional examples.

<spectre> The kitchen is clean.

means: “The Dept. of Health are yet to visit” update: The Dept. of Health have now visited, referred matter to the council.

<spectre> It’s not pornographic

means: “You might want to consider not letting anyone see you ever went to look at this”

<spectre> The topic of my smell has come up on occassion

means: “Unless oxygen masks are dropping from the ceiling, run like hell. He’s TeargasIncarnate .”