Network administrator. Frequently rules techno-peasants with iron fist. Often extremely restrictive.
Rumoured Dan may suffer from such arrogance:
[16:43] -irc.danieldavies.co.uk- *** Notice — Received KILL message for Mr_Temail@example.com from Dan Path: god.of.the.network!Dan (your existence is no longer needed)
<Mr_T> WARNING: the network is going down for maintenance NOW!<Oliver> what?<Oliver> nooo<Oliver> don't do it!* Oliver has quit (Quit: So you pull the pin and count to what?)