Braingrind 衰格 (Latin name: Arctodus simus

Braingrind in a suit
Current Location Norwich, UK
Place of Birth Nu-York
Favourite Mode of Transport Conga Line
Occupation Florist

Braingrind suffers from an incurable imbalance of humours

Braingrind’s favourite stapler

Braingrind loves buying staplers

Possible actual quote from Braingrind:

“They switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then ill set the house on fire”

“In every American there is an air of incorrigible innocence, which seems to conceal a diabolical cunning.” — A. E. Housman



<braingrind> who put the bread in my hat <braingrind> i ate the bread<braingrind> but not my hat

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