Moriarty

Northern fellow.

Owner of a mint green, left-hand-drive¬†FiatPanda¬†“Dance!” special edition.

Often seen saying “I don’t Believe this, 27 pence for a socket set, that’s a lot of money if you’re from up north” outside Halfords…

Technophobic, and extremely unlucky with all things electromechanical. “My computer doesn’t like me, my car won’t work, my tv has a poor picture etc. etc.”

Also known to complain about being stoned after smoking a few joints. And complains that Braingrind puts too little tobacco in them…