Something that seems to entertain Rich and nobody else
Stop it for the love of all mankind!
See ThreeWordHaiku
It entertains me no end, I love them -- Spectre
Sanctification
Repolymerisation
Asphyxiation
Ferret has problems
He just can't appreciate
a haiku's beauty.
Perhaps he's just
a little bit too jealous.
Poor, no talent plebe.
Haikus are awsome.
They're short and packed with meaning.
Maybe he's just blind.
Perhaps he can't see
the range and simplicity
of haiku design.
Oh, but this is not
the whole range of my talents.
Just give me a style.
I'll prove it to you.
Iambic pentameter
can work for me too.
Poor Ferret, he does not enjoy my poems.
It is a sad fact, he has no culture.
And Shakespeare,too, himself must surely fall
upon his deaf ears with disfavour, too.
This poor fool can't appreciate fine art.
And just in case you think I can't do rhymes,
Think first and ask yourself why I would try
When prose, it seems, has been the primary
poetic form for written expression
in recent years. You can even see so
in popular music and live readings.
The present beckons you, my poor Ferret.
More culture, something we should all strive for.
A world of new and old poets await
your eager eyes and can't be thrown away.
Our culture will survive, in spite of you;
you might as well enjoy it, or, I guess,
you'll turn into a mis'rable old grouch.
Ahh you git! Its burning my eyes and sense of artistic impression! Noooooooooooo
/ferret
Mine eyes do tear as I watch you squirm, sir,
however, if I must beat you to death
with wretched poeticism I guess
I have no choice. You brought it on yourself.
I prefer a good rhyme
They are more sublime
Haikus are quite tame
The domain of the lame
Also Limericks are well neat
Those gay haikus they easily beat
Their not laden with meaning
Or jam packed with feeling
Those limericks are Ub3r-1337
/ferret
And now you begin to see,
just what I wanted,
It's apparent in your response.
There's nothing wrong with me,
don't feel you're taunted,
rhymes are just gay, you fucking ponce.
Go get a volvo
And a flashy studio flat
I'm not mocking your style
But haikus are for twats
/ferret
And now who is lame?
With no rhyme and no meter,
on no leg you stand.