Drinks allot of Guinness, Pernod and Snakebite, somehow manages to survive the multiple assaults to his liver. For some reason, he is finding himself fancying girls who are between a year and 10 years older than he is.
Part Irish, mostly Welsh, possibility of Eastern European and Asian decent (Uncomfirmed)
Currently single, has dark green eyes, has two four tattoos, fears dirty hippies, possible investing in hi-tech military weaponry to combat those hippies. RichardShipman poses no threat as bow & arrow and the cuttings from his beard is simply no match for Challenger Medium tanks.
w00t, Aberwiki doesn't support PHP PHP5!!!!
well duh!
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