Braingrind + suit = SuitGrind
http://aberwiki.org/uploads/Suitgrind.jpg
http://aberwiki.org/uploads/suitgrind2.jpg
http://aberwiki.org/upload/7/7a/UCL.jpg
"Hello, my name is 'Mr. Moschopoulos', I'll be your substitute teacher today"
And yes ladies, he's still single...