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Do say, "Hey dude! You wanna crash stars?"

Don't say, "Chill oot, what ya yellin' foor"

Phrase book for Stars survival.

A friendly greeting "Goddam hippies"

When offered anything resembling plant matter in a plastic bag "Argh keep that away from me"

When regarding the collection of stickers "That's a joke, right?"

To start a friendly conversation "I see you sell book on witches and the occult, can you tell me where is the best place to find flammable virgins in Aberystwyth? Also do you sell strike anywhere matches?" Of course you already know the answer to this "The playschool" and "no, we don't sell anything useful"