Sapphire
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| mail & msn |
funky11steph@hotmail.com |
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| Current Location | Aber |
| Place of Birth | ENGLAND |
| Occupation |
CompSci Student/General Gobshite |
| Websites | n/a |
Sapphire is a girl and definitely not Afal pretending to be a girl. She has recently joined aber... probably cause welp told her to... saying this Afal tried to get her on. Afal was then told that he's a freak cause most of the people on #aber were "scary" and hassling her about being a girl(well actually it was just parag0n BUT HE'S SO FAT HE COUNTS AS AT LEAST 50% OF ABER AMIRITE). This isn't a problem anymore since a girl doing CompSci is as rare as rocking horse poo.
The Return of Sapphire was something around welp telling her to get on #aber when GrayWolf was in (because welp told him to get on1). Anyway since everyone was all "OMG SHIPMAN IS ON THE INTERBUTT" Sapphire blended in unnoticed.
Thanks for the paper.. *yawn*
Facts about Sapphire
- She had bruises due to a lot of violent sex
- A lot of #aberites still have trouble thinking that she's a girl
- Got scared off #aber the first time cause parag0n kept going "OMG A GURL ON THE INTERBUTT"
- Sapphire prone to heckle lecturers. MarkNeal and RichardShipman both came out alive while RichardShipman nearly got a standing ovation.
- She juggles a Diabolo, is to learn poi and juggling and failing at the later
- Is referred as Gobshite by RichardShipman
- Is going to seriously kill Afal when she sees this page "No! im gonna kill whoever wrote it!" Sapphire
- Her facebucket profile has more shit on it than Britney Spears' greatest hits "Used to! Have hardly any apps on there now, they were annoying me" Sapphire
1 GrayWolf at first thought welp was talking about OtherAber but as he went in most of BitterNet told him to fuck off.