Richard Shipman

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The first person to transcend the AberStaff - ChannelAberPeople boundary.

Known on ChannelAber as GrayWolf.

Is having his hair and beard shaved for Children in Need - see Facebook event: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=46740938776&ref=share

By Day:

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By Night:

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Likes: Networking and trains (especially Corris)

Dislikes: Most People and excessive Punctuation!!!!!

keeps his elephants in a hash table
the elephants are experts at narcotics detection

Wears terrible Jumpers,including Count Duckula and Dennis the Menace,
all knitted by students who fail his assignments, whom he keeps locked in Llandinam basement.

Is currently distributing forged book to poor unsuspecting compsci students during lectures. these book tokens are suspected to be soaked in LSD, to get students addicted to them.

appears to think parag0n is wiki incarnate.

Plays with his balls on open days. Owns a bike with only one wheel.

Is standing behind me. Help.

Aberdyfi brings out the best in Richard "no relation" Shipman. But he actually seems to be a cross between G.I Joe and Wild Bill Hickock...and he's the fastest Maglite in the West. I also heard he was raised by a pack of badly dressed wolves.


Like his brother Harold, he has become adept at getting away with killing vunerable people slowly without anybody being able to prove it.


Sets outrageously boring assignments (CS-27420!)

Made me hate Kevin Bacon!!!! (CS211)


Invents machines to chuck wellies. No one knows why.

Memorable Quotes:
"Windows! *Spits*"
"We had to take the porn websites off the Church internet..."

Funny pic

He may spontaneously break in to the Time Warp ([Video evidence]).

Went bald for 'ikkle kiddies:

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-!- shigs [shigs@87-194-142-3.bethere.co.uk] has joined #42
< shigs> just got in and getting naked
< Graywolf> shigs - get the webcam on!
< shigs> ohh fuck Graywolf
< shigs> ive been rumbled
<@kickthepc> shigs, will you stay fully clothed occasionally please
 -!- shigs [shigs@87-194-142-3.bethere.co.uk] has left #42 []
* Graywolf LOLs