Items of food that are supposed to taste like and feel like meat, which leads to the question of why eat that instead of eating cute little piggies and sheep?? well next time you see a scrawny person assume they are vegetarian and ask them. Examples of MeatSubstituteProduct include;
- Quorn
- Tofu
- Morning Star Rashers (or Facon as I like to call it)
- SwineScrotum
I'm scrawny but I'm not a fucking Vegetarian. I hate those guys. Fucking Hippys. -- Spectre
But... you are a dirty hippy. How do you square that with yourself, you smelly, fucking hippycrite?
Wrong, homeboy -- Spectre