A.K.A. Chip shop at the end of Penglais hill by the Coops
In Afals opinion this is the best chip shop in Aber. Mostly because it's nearest to where Afal is in Aber but mainly because it makes really good food.
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Things that are sold in Marcos
Battered Mars Bars
Finest Scottish cuisine. Great on toast. Not so great for those who suffer from heart conditions, pregnancy or allergies to chocolate. Only available on a Friday or Sarurday so get them while they are still lethal.
Pizzas
Marcos pizza seem to be cheaper than Hollywood Pizza for some reason [citation needed]. Also the pizzas are much better than Hollywood Pizza [citation needed]. You can apparently make your own pizza as well with such custom items as: chilli peppers, doner meat and Battered Mars Bars.
Battered Sausage
Simmilar to Battered Mars Bars but with less chance from heart attacks.
Special Burger
It's a special kind of burger. Just think of this equation:
Donner Kebab + 1/4 pounder = Special Burger
It is very nice.
Marcomania Marco
Marcomania is the main man of Marcos. He is always jolly when he's working and out about in the town. He has a Facebook.
Facts about Marcomania
- Marco is known to give free drinks sometimes for his favourite customers.
- Marco likes "Mortal Kombat" and has a large tattoo of the "Mortal Kombat" logo on his back.
- His name might not actually be Marcomania Marco.
The Marco Drinking game
The rules are:
1. Go to Marcos 2. Everytime Marco says "Mate" you drink
(Note this game hasn't been played ever as it's thought that people would either run out of drink or end up in hospital. This game is even more hardcore than the Withnail and I drinking game.)