A fun story about robots okay!
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Robots are pretty cool, sometimes they are used to help people and animals, there was this one time when a robot was helping a dog out of a tree but the dog was an evil dog haunted by the ghost of hitler and stalin, and the dog was all "hellz naw dawg you aint rescuing shit" and the robot was all "man, why you frontin' dawg" and carried on trying to rescue the evil dog.
Robots famously hate swans, there was one time when a robot was visiting a pond owned by the queen that was full of swans. The swans were all covered in various delicious lunch meats such as ham and bacon and turkey. The robots, enraged by such a meaty facade went really mental and shot rockets at the swans, but the swans were trained in the dark arts and escaped in a helicopter.
The robot, annoyed by the swans tenacity, jumped into his expensive japanese looking car, and drift-raced his way into New York city where he knew the swans would retreat to. The robot jumped out of his japanese looking car and onto his skateboard, and did a 50-50 grind up to the swan skyscraper headquarters. This was one extremely hardcore robot, since he was a cold unfeeling machine and had no concept of hardcore, but if he wasn't he would probably have said something like 'FAR OUT DUDES!' or 'TO THE MAXIMUM!' but he didn't because he was a robot and he was not programmed to showboat.
Inside the swan headquarters, the swans were furiously typing on their mainframe computer, deleting all their nefarious swan schemes like filling the whitehouse with eggs and pretending to killed by hunters then having them arrested by the queen for killing a swan.
The robot burst into the lobby, eyes red with hatred, unfortunately it was the wrong building and the robot was embarassed and went home.