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Jonneh joins conversation [04:48:57] Jonneh says: of course you could always just funnel warm gasoline up your ass like normal? [04:49:11] spectre says: poo enema lol [04:51:06] Jonneh says: oh spectre [04:51:11] Jonneh says: YOU SO CRAZY [04:51:23] spectre says: are we chatting yet? [04:52:20] Jonneh says: i dunno r u touchin ur cock? [04:52:42] spectre says: yeah [04:53:20] spectre says: public hair shoes [04:53:36] Jonneh says: i have no public hair :/ [04:53:47] spectre says: you are like bluec then [04:54:08] Jonneh says: bluec more like cluec...less [04:54:24] spectre says: steam loller | [04:55:09] spectre says: touch your nipples [04:56:53] spectre says: r u tocuhin tehm yet? [04:57:09] Jonneh says: i just came [04:57:42] spectre says: me too :/ [04:58:13] Jonneh says: k now put semen in ur ear [04:58:24] Jonneh says: u will get superpowers [04:58:31] spectre says: woah suparpowahs? [04:58:47] Jonneh says: because the semen molecules REACT with the ear molecules [04:58:52] Jonneh says: causing a chain reaction [04:58:58] spectre says: W@W [04:59:16] spectre says: i put it in but its jus drippnig out [05:00:09] Jonneh says: oh [05:00:29] Jonneh says: i just did it and now i'm typing with my brain [05:00:36] spectre says: woah rad [05:01:59] spectre says: ur pic makes me cry [05:02:15] Jonneh says: super kawaii is it not? [05:02:41] Jonneh says: http://www.digitalbrain.com/jonneh/Jonneh2.jps [05:02:41] Jonneh says: doh [05:02:41] Jonneh says: jpg [05:03:05] spectre says: JPS LOL THTA ISNT A FORMAT [05:03:05] Jonneh says: I can't use that one in ameriKKKa [05:03:11] Jonneh says: it almost got me band [05:03:18] spectre says: HAHA [05:03:22] Jonneh says: (from an intarnat forum, not from ameriKKKa) [05:03:24] spectre says: k-rad