HowToSpeakOnTheInternet

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IT IS QUITE DIFFICULT TO SPEAK ON THE INTERNET, SOMETIMES PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.

THIS ARTICLE WILL ATTEMPT TO HELP YOU GET YOUR MESSAGE ACROSS.

IT WILL START WITH SOME SHORT EXAMPLES, THEN GIVE YOU A LONGER EXAMPLE TO MULL OVER.

IN ORDER TO MAKE YOURSELF UNDERSTOOD ON THE INTERNET YOU WILL NEED TO ADAPT TO A DIFFERENT WAY OF TYPING.

FOR EXAMPLE:

IT IS QUITE DIFFICULT TO SPEAK ON THE INTERNET, SOMETIMES PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.

WOULD BECOME:

SI QUIT DIFICLUT 2 BLLU SIHT NO TEH INTARNETS SOEMTIEM PPL DUNT UNDARSTEDN WAT U R SAIYNG.

IF YOU DON'T SPEAK LIKE THIS ON THE INTERNET PEOPLE MIGHT OSTRACISE YOU, AND YOU MIGHT GET MADE FUN OF. ALSO YOUR INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER (ISP) MIGHT CUT YOU OFF THE INTERNET.

IT IS BEST TO START LEARNING TODAY!

LONGER EXAMPLE:

<aneurin> WHAT TIME R U GOING TO CWM OVAR HAER/
<aneurin> ?
<spectre> ID UNAT NO!
<spectre> WAT R U SDOING?
<aneurin> ZUH TELL MEE SUON PLZ
<aneurin> I R WOKRING
<spectre> I WANUT NO NUTIL U TEL EM!
<aneurin> FOR SOUEM TIEM
<spectre> HWO LANG U WROKJ 4?"!
<aneurin> WON OUR UN HAF
<aneurin> AT TEH MROST
<spectre> HAT SMELS FO POO
<aneurin> :<
<spectre> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<spectre> WROK 4 HAFL HRUO

YOU CAN ALSO WRITE THIS IN LOWER CASE, BUT PEOPLE MIGHT NOT QUITE UNDERSTAND YOU AS MUCH BECAUSE LOWER CASE IS HARDER TO READ BECAUSE IT IS SMALLER.

the internet is my cock!

WOULD BECOME:

teh intarnet si ym cokc!11!!!1!!!