Graham.
Loves braingrind. Sends erotic texts to him and is afraid of hurting his sensitive feelings.
Braingrind has no idea who he is and this poor guy's love is unrequainted.
"It's quite obvious from any surveilance of me that I'm not a Greek chick" -- Braingrind
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Note: Graham is a dirty cunt who works as a chef in harry's restaurant which means that he's actually pretty close to being BrainCompatible .