General knowledge encyclopedia and uber Mac user, commands an (orchard?) of Macs and is an uber geek! Master of all geeks!
He has a BIG Imac and can often be found writing code that actually works unlike his sidekick Ubergeek ChrisParrott
Learned Ruby-on-Rails before it was a cool buzzword
Will smite you to the floor into a pool of your inadequacy
Damned for all eternity as the geekiest person that shipman had ever seen after correcting him on a fact about digital cameras.