Ultima

               

Currently doing an MRes/PhD at the University of Bristol in Complexity Sciences

Contents

  • 1 Stuff about
  • 2 Quotes
  • 3 Fan fic
  • 4 See also
  • 5 Cruft to be sorted

Stuff about

  • Got into mountain biking a year ago, so if anyone wants to go biking let me know! Or wants to know some good routes around Aber 😛
  • I like games, with Go being my current favourite, you should give it a go PAINTING WITH COUNTERS FOR THE WIN. Also fun challenge for CompSci’s doing AI >:3
  • I like reading it’s like words with thoughts, hooray! CurrentBookUltima/books
  • Proud father of the XherY page!
  • Has been noted to take a NeutronPoo @ work after making his 100th LOL edit of the day!
  • Likes Watches copious amounts of Anime and 80sCartoons liking has nothing to do with it anymore… :/ Search for “anime” here and you get some idea of what im like 😉 Only has time to watch the good stuff now 🙁
  • Wants an Ornithopter to spy on, and amaze people…
  • Used to live in a dank room in a flat d00n t00nTy Bach
  • Tolerates a good nosh at Branwens especially a slab of SwineScrotum. Was the first guinea pig on the trials for LiquidSwineScrotum , which explains a lot really.
  • User of SCIENCE and MATHS when feeling motivated.
  • Avoids Knobs

Quotes

<Ultima> always vomit on cats when you get the chance, they never second guess vomiting on you!<Ultima> drugs to meditation are like what whores are to masturbation<Ultali> man Tasha needs to get a better pet name for me than "Beaver face"

Fan fic

Here is some fan fiction about Matt:One time, long ago in medieval days, Matt donned his gay apparel and left his mud hut heading forthe castle where he worked. Not as a gay like you were thinking but as a page boy. Sighing tohimself as he walked into the court of the King, he secretly wished everyone in the room was dead.If only there was some other way to keep everyone occupied, perhaps some sort of mechanical device?Yes, he thought to himself, a mechanical device that would keep a man (probably not a woman)occupied for up to 7 weeks trying to get it to work. LinWorks he would name it, after King Lin hisboss.Just then a knight came in, pushed over a shitload of court ladies, roared mightily and kicked youngMatt's head off. The king immediately got up and shouted 'FETCH ME MY SWORD' and they did and hewalked up to the knight and he said 'kneel sir knight, i dub thee SIR PWN'    ~~ Jonneh & AndyJ

See also

Cruft to be sorted

BRAINZ!