Was a third year compsci, but has now got a winning job with the Institute of Geography and Earth Science doing GIS software dev and other computer things [MEO3]. Winner of the SpotTheSmallmouth competition. Sadly, did not win a smallmouth.
To see some stuff I'm looking at for my 3rd/4th year project check out Ultima/Diss
Check out where I am at Ultima/Timetable. ← mostly lies.
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Stuff about
- I like reading it's like words with thoughts, hooray! CurrentBook Ultima/books.
- Proud father of the XherY page!
- Has been noted to take a NeutronPoo @ work after making his 100th LOL edit of the day!
- An UberWinXPUser and strong supporter of BarbieOS.
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LikesWatches copious amounts of Anime and 80sCartoons liking has nothing to do with it anymore... :/ Search for "anime" here and you get some idea of what im like ;)
- Wants an Ornithopter to spy on, and amaze people...
- Used to live in
a dank room in a flat d00n t00nTy Bach.
- Now lives in Penparcau in a house filled with strange other people.
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EnjoysTolerates a good nosh at Branwens especially a slab of SwineScrotum. Was the first guinea pig on the trials for LiquidSwineScrotum , which explains a lot really.
- Avoids Knobs.
- Is the arch-nemesis of Henry Lamb
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Quotes
<Ultima> always vomit on cats when you get the chance, they never second guess vomiting on you! <Ultima> drugs to meditation are like what whores are to masturbation
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Fan fic
Here is some fan fiction about Matt:
One time, long ago in medieval days, Matt donned his gay apparel and left his mud hut heading for
the castle where he worked. Not as a gay like you were thinking but as a page boy. Sighing to
himself as he walked into the court of the King, he secretly wished everyone in the room was dead.
If only there was some other way to keep everyone occupied, perhaps some sort of mechanical device?
Yes, he thought to himself, a mechanical device that would keep a man (probably not a woman)
occupied for up to 7 weeks trying to get it to work. LinWorks he would name it, after King Lin his
boss.
Just then a knight came in, pushed over a shitload of court ladies, roared mightily and kicked young
Matt's head off. The king immediately got up and shouted 'FETCH ME MY SWORD' and they did and he
walked up to the knight and he said 'kneel sir knight, i dub thee SIR PWN'
~~ Jonneh & AndyJ
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See also
- UltimasRandomPageOfTheWeek more like decade!
- http://www.mattoates.co.uk if you're really bored or nosy
- HaXoRzU17iMa
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Cruft to be sorted
← My crazy cat, I like kittens aswell as cats >^___^<