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A Guide to Roobarb (and possibly custard)

First begin by pre-heating your oven.......... No, wait............ I'm confused.


1. Introduction

2. Living arrangements and habitat

3. Social life

4. Eating Habits

5. Work

6. Smell

7. Conclusion


1- Intro

See Roobarb

2- Living arrangements and habitat

Roobarb is currently situated in her 'house', AKA her cell. The walls are white, thought the doctors allow
her to have one picture on her wall: Ultimately, she chose a picture of he last house: a cardboard box.
This isn't to be confused with her current home: She is a member of the NIA (National Insane Asylum) and
she will be there for the rest fo her life.

3- Social life

She is lacking this. Plain and simple.

[i prefer the term socially inept, if you don't mind - gloomcookie (formerly roobarb)]


4- Eating Habits