Similar to the service offered at AberTaxi/M0ng although this time it's free. The only downside is you may die several times per trip. Occasionally he gets stopped to be breathalised, but this is only a minor set-back in an otherwise superstonic pace.
<Oliver> hmm, £50 a year for taxi licence
Oliver temporarily out of business:
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Oliver back on the road after asserting his authoritahhhhh!!
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Woo Hoo, got my licence back again :) now to mend the damage parag0n did to my car
See also: AberTaxi/M0ng