December, 2004
<sheep> women should be deported. they do nothing but commit crimes and take jobs without paying taxes. <Mr_T> that's jews <sheep> women too <Mr_T> it's jewish women you have to look out for <sheep> you like your women jewish? <sheep> jewish women are going to hell <Mr_T> jawesome, my sister just gave me £20 <sheep> Mr_T: your sister is a girl?!
<swb> GOD FUCKINHG SDAMNITadfjkasdf <swb> asdfk;jaf <swb> delting the domain and re-creating doesnt work <swb> it doesnt ask you for a password again <swb> what the fuck can I do? <hypno> you'll probably have to REFORMAT YOUR HARD DRIVE <swb> hypno: I hope you become infertile
<Flx> an old lady phoned today and asked "could I please have the number for the internet. I'm not getting any internet at the moment"
November 2004
<susie-and-tori> she's also the sister of the 15th best dj in the uk :-) <spectre> susie-and-tori, whutevar <spectre> i know 6 programming languages
<T> so <T> cold <Aimaz> T: it's 3.5 degrees out there <Aimaz> what have you got to complain about <T> oh well, if you put it like that * T takes his coat off <Aimaz> i never heard the tramps in munich complaining when it was -8 outside <Aimaz> at 8am <T> thats because they were dead <Aimaz> don't spoil my point
<spectre> aneurin, what are you up to tonight? <aneurin> spectre, dunno yet <aneurin> I have to really work, I think <aneurin> which makes me sad <shigs> turn that frown upsidedown!!! <spectre> i'd like to be putting my cock into some slut from penglais school <spectre> but thats not going to happen <shigs> lol <shigs> lets go together <shigs> with a banner 'need cock warmers' <spectre> lol shigs, teensexbuddy
<parag0n> i really hope i wake up tomorrow to the news "kerry has won by a landslide" <slashtom> i really hope i wake up tomorrow to the news "bush has won by a landslide" <Flx-II> i really hope I wake up tomorrow to the news "slashtom has been killed by a landslide"
<braingrind> so slashtom, when you were a fag, were you the "postman" or the "postbox?" <Mr_T> HAHAHAHA <emii> lol <shigs> lol <Mr_T> did you get much MALE? --- IRL <Aimaz> He was obviously the envelope..............what the mail comes in
October 2004
<Jonneh> sorry, let me try wiggling the cable in and out <-- Jonneh has quit (zinc.ivixor.net nozomi.ivixor.net)
<shigs> do any of you collect starwars figures? <Mr_T> no <Mr_T> fag
* [[ FliPPy]] [dancing] is back after 6h56m: hitting uptown brussels like a cruise missile --- [[ FliPPy]] [dancing] is now known as [[ FliPPy]] <FliPPy> unf <FliPPy> like oh yeah <FliPPy> like i had drunken sex (that sux) <FliPPy> brbr brushing teeth
25th September 2004
<Jonny> i have a crystal that has healing powers <Jonny> THE FUCKER DOESN'T WORK THOUGH AND I CAN'T FIND THE BITCH WHO SOLD IT TO ME <spectre> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
19th July 2004
<lucy> see jew run. run jew run. oh no, the holocaust.
16 July 2004
<Aimaz> personally i think they should be taught in a factory style <Aimaz> "learn this *stamp* learn this *stamp*" <spectre> hahahahahaha
22 June 2004
<hypnox> haha i just saw a fat man running for the sandwich lady
03 June 2004
<Jonneh> hey quasi did you hear me shout FUCK <Quasi> jonneh no, do it again
31 May 2004
<Ana> i smell strawberries jam :( <Ana> and i am hungry <aneurin> lol <Ana> also my boobs will hurt if i dont eat that <Ana> :( <aneurin> hunt it down and eat it <aneurin> for the sake of your boobs, do it! <Ana> lol <Ana> or maybe if i wont they will be bigger so maybe i wont eat it <Ana> :) <aneurin> lol <aneurin> bigger is good :/ <aneurin> lol <aneurin> spectre will confirm this <Ana> hahah <Ana> where the hell is the boobis seeker today? <Ana> boobies* <aneurin> he has been quite quiet lately <aneurin> I dunno :/ <Ana> probably found some boobies :) <aneurin> nah, I doubt that >:) <Ana> or bought a Barbie <aneurin> Ana, LOL! <aneurin> splendid!
29 May 2004
<aneurin> and has more girls <aneurin> that are a bit older <aneurin> and thus have bewbs <spectre> yeah <aneurin> :/ <spectre> i like that shit <aneurin> ON DA LEVEL, YO <aneurin> :/ <aneurin> let me never say that again <spectre> LOL <spectre> HAHAHA <spectre> lol <aneurin> man, saying that makes me cry deeply inside
20 May 2004
--- ecolalo is now known as ecoalo <spectre> more like eclolalo :/ <ecoalo> wahwah
19 May 2004
* sebb finishes stuffing face --- sebb is now known as SEBB
18 May 2004
<Jonneh`> omg flow chart <Jonneh`> is she hot <Jonneh`> / | <Jonneh`> yes no <Jonneh`> \ / <Jonneh`> hit that shit
13 May 2004
<spectre> i wish i could do :/ in real life <spectre> i'd do it all the time <aneurin> you can with practice! <spectre> someone would be like "yo, 'sup fran" i'd be like ":/" <aneurin> lmao
12 May 2004
<Mr_T> haha, there was a fat girl on TV and she wanted to ride a horse, so they let her ride a shire horse
11 May 2004
<spectre> http://www.coara.or.jp/~cheerkey/image/omote.jpg <-- what aneurin is fapping to <aneurin> hot <aneurin> I will now <aneurin> :p <spectre> warning <spectre> you know who that is rite? <aneurin> lollitude <aneurin> better not be a guy ;( <spectre> [[ WahWahWaaah]] <aneurin> crazeh silly t'yellows <spectre> aye <aneurin> oh dear <spectre> korean dude :( <aneurin> WAH WHA WA WHWBWHHWHHAHBuohgeigf3oi3ihg3 ifgf <spectre> well, not technically anymore <-- aneurin has quit (Quit: argyggghhhh)
01 May 2004
<Jonny> <MrChom2> Jonneh, just a small chat. Norse is a bit annoyed with you. Now don't take this as a slap on the wrist or anything, just a bit of advice. <Jonny> <MrChom2> You do come off as a little up yourself in the chat, perhaps a wee mite of toning it down, ok? <Jonny> <Jonneh> that's the idea of the intenet! <spectre> we went to animesoc a couple of times <aneurin> I nabbed a few mp3s from irkle/~mong but I had one by her before... <aneurin> Jonny, lmao <spectre> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <spectre> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <aneurin> BEST EVAR <spectre> MY NIPPLES EXPLODE WITH DELIGHT
22 April 2004
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21 April 2004
<Quasi> I know plenty of christians who aren't horrid little cripples like you, slashtom <hypno_> you give religion a bad name
19 April 2004
<Mr_T> scoliosis girl on TV <Mr_T> she runs wonky
16 April 2004
<slashtom> try making your wrist limp <Quasi> as limp as yours eh, slashy
11 April 2004
--> Mr_T|phone (~MrTphone@mobileweb07.london.02.net) has joined #aber <Mr_T|phone> i'm having a shit! <Mr_T|phone> on irc <Mr_T|phone> time to wipe <-- Mr_T|phone has quit (Quit: plop)
28 March 2004
<bluec> i wish love were like it is in disney movies with animals and soundtrack <bluec> i dont mean i want love with an animal
7 March 2004
<sp0d> dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/hda <sp0d> that's better <sebb_> wtf <sebb_> wtf does that do? <sebb_> dd? <sebb_> of <^Quasi^> why don't you try it :) <sebb_> hahaha <sebb_> because I'm not a moron <sebb_> and I am on a windows laptop <^Quasi^> think about that
13 February 2004
<sebb> someone wrote on my door 'I <3 you, year right' <spectre> "year" <braingrind> what does that mean <spectre> "yeah". <spectre> braingrind is such a 'tard <braingrind> what does that mean <braingrind> "i three greater than 0 year right" <braingrind> oh <spectre> LESS THAN <spectre> LESS THAN <spectre> < = LESS THAN
10 February 2004
<sebb> http://www.pica.army.mil/voice2001/010622/pudding-1.gif <--- pudding grind <Rich> shoot it <Rich> shoot the child until it learns how to use a spoon
<braingrind> hmm, shaman products eh, if they dont sell mushrooms they are shit <sebb> braingrind, they sell very small shaman shaped sponges <sebb> and when you get them wet they inflate into a shaman <sebb> I have 4 <braingrind> WAH WAH <sebb> you can shrink them with a hair drier, or as a I like to call it a 'shrink ray'
06 February 2004
<spectre> a girl called me 'sensitive' last night <spectre> too bad she was fat
05 February 2004
<spectre> hypno: did you see what braingrind wrote in the front of the book ? <spectre> "Yo Fran. I liked this book. I pissed myself. You should like it too. If you don't, I can only assume you suck. Shizzle. Braingrind" <bluecgi> haha what he wrote is like his account of a normal day <bluecgi> he wakes up, says something, soils himself, emotes, soils himself again
04 February 2004
<bluecgi> i hear the tehran raves are hardcore <hypno_> if by rave you mean unlawful gathering and if by hardcore you mean armed police dispering the crowds with live ammunition, yes
31 January 2004
<Jonneh> holocaust? <Jonneh> MORE LIKE LOLOCAUST AM I RITE?! <spectre> Jonneh: hahahaha <spectre> haha <bluecgi> jonneh haha <spectre> thats the funniest thing i've heard all day <bluecgi> aye <bluecgi> give that man a pie
30th January 2004
<eppa> only if they look vaguely like : http://www.pornopacks.com/gallery/04/0109/amateur/p10.jpg <hypno> meh looks strained <hypno> and fake <Mr_T> haha, note bruising on thighs <spectre> she's only smiling 'cos the guy is holding some crack and saying "zomg, u want teh carck, smil bitch" <eppa> nothing wrong with a silicone smack-head <eppa> not that I've ever.... <bluecgi> haha fran <bluecgi> that quote is awesome <bluecgi> if i were at home i'd topicise it