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Historic Quotes
2010
3rd August
<spectie> Mr__T, go and make the purchase <spectie> if it is 650quid <Mr__T> kingfsher 20s are pretty cheap <spectie> i spend that on replacement airline tickets in a year <Mr__T> hahahaha <braingrind> HAHAHA <braingrind> sadly buying a ruined boat won't make you miss fewer flights spectie
* Millsie just updated the ESPN UK site <@Millsie> :\ <@Millsie> SCARED <@hypno> err <@hypno> The web page at http://espn.com might be temporarily down or it may have moved permanently to a new web address. <@Millsie> >_>
<Jonneh> i once had an idea in secondary school that buses should have 2 drivers <Jonneh> and the bus software would take the average of the two drivers actions <Jonneh> i'm not sure what sort of problem i was trying to solve ... <Jonneh> maybe incase one of the drivers goes nuts and tries to run people over <Jonneh> and he'll only be half as effective
<spectie> a lot of girls are born without sense of humour, Jonneh <spectie> s/girls/people <shigs> s/girls/corncobs <spectie> LOL shigs <spectie> s/a lot of/all <spectie> s/sense of humour/limbic system/g <shigs> HAHA <shigs> all corncobs are born without limbic system, peace out <Jonneh|mac> I cannot understand this regex humour
2009
15th September
<fragalot> /msg slightlymad *huggles* - I may be one in a million, but you're one of a kind :P <fragalot> argh <pthag> gay <fragalot> ignore the above plz <op-bot> you're such a homo <hypno> you only do that once
9th August
<braingrind> spectie just a few minutes ago i was wondering how the greeks managed to get into the eu <braingrind> then i thought about telling you that <braingrind> then i remembered that every time i saw you i was surprised that you were still alive <spectie> LOL <braingrind> same kind of feeling i get when i see that greece is in the eu <spectie> hahahaha
6th July
<spectie> "Benedict Wong" is a fantastic name <hypnox> haha <hypnox> sounds like a revolting 70s cocktail <parag0n> eggs benedict and a double of vodka <parag0n> blended <hypnox> aye <hypnox> get me a benedict wong, and easy on the eggnog <hypnox> the sort of thing that m0ng_ drinks <spectie> haha hypnox <spectie> <parag0n> eggs benedict and a double of vodka <spectie> <parag0n> blended <spectie> HAHAHAHAA <spectie> it'd be a bit _eggy_
19th June
<shigs> pthag i like this guy <pthag> but he's a priest <pthag> :x <pthag> wait he could be a jesuit <pthag> jesuit cancels out priest <pthag> yesssss <shigs> he is <pthag> okay that's fine <shigs> whats the distinction? <spectie> haha <pthag> jesuits are elite science monks who have a rocky relationship with the Rome <pthag> of the sort where the Pope shouts YOU'RE OFF THE CASE, BROTHER DOMINIC <pthag> and then Brother Dom. says <pthag> I DON'T THINK SO, PAPA, GOD SAYS OTHERWISE <pthag> then he puts on his sunglasses <pthag> and goes and writes books about science or china or whatever <shigs> haha <shigs> china or WHATEVER <shigs> or ducks
20th February
<hypno> peanut allergies revaled to be linked to fussy whining brats <hypno> (the parents) <Jonneh> they were so fussy that they caused their esauphogus to swell up <hypno> esauphogus <Jonneh> i googled it <hypno> then made up your own spelling anyway
2008
11th September
<swb> zohan eh <swb> more like zoltan <spectie> zoltan <spectie> haha <spectie> yes <swb> Z <Mr_T> more like zoltan <spectie> Z <hypnow> Z <spectie> LOLOL <swb> haha for a crap film we sure remembered that well
10th March
<Mr_Soaking> it should be mr_ready_to_collapse <hypnow> swb you'd better get home quick <hypnow> Mr_t reverts to a peasant lifestyle when youre away <hypnow> and/or shipwreck survivor <Mr_Soaking> haha, true <hypnow> 'walked five miles in the rain to buy a potato, but only had 15p, and the shop was shut'
23rd February
braingrind (braingrind@cpc2-norw8-0-0-cust898.pete.cable.ntl.com) has joined #aber <braingrind> hmm <braingrind> Mr_T i took out graphics card <braingrind> resolution is now funny <Jonneh`> put it back in you dummy braingrind has quit (Client exited)
14th February
<Mr_T> DAMN IT <Mr_T> I drew in a game of scrabble <Pthag> that's pictionary
27th January
<Mr_T> we were taught "I have broken my X" <braingrind> lol <Mr_T> and so people were calling out suggestions, arm, back, promise, so I said ASBO <braingrind> LMAO <Mr_T> dw i wedi torri fy ASBO i <Mr_T> and was asked "wyt ti wedi torri dy ASBO di erioed?" <Mr_T> have you ever broken your ASBO? <Mr_T> which I haven't!
23rd January
<spectie> http://madrid.en.craigslist.es/w4m/517160679.html <spectie> jesus woman <spectie> spanish spelling isn't difficult <spectie> get it right <shadebug> spectie: from what I'm seeing she's making mistakes with all the bits of spanish that aren't easy <shadebug> Bs, Vs, Cs, Ss, Zs <spectie> shadebug, _all_ of them <shadebug> yes, well <spectie> like imagine an english sentence where every word had a misspelling <shigs> you rang?
peepol mite not get this unless they done know wat bad speller i am.