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Reasons Given for Broken p.c's/ failed internet connections by AOL users have included:
"I blew my p.c up with an ARC welder"
"My internets been broken since I found my puppy chewing the cables"
"AOL made narrowband slow as a plot to make us go broadband, when I stayed on narrowband they sent viruses to my p.c"
"AOL sent porn to my hard-drive" (Mr G Glitter, Cambodia)
"my computer stopped working after you infested it with AOL"
"My AOL CD won't work in my drive, maybe not important but the drive is filled with toast" (Mr F Tyers, Homeless)